

I've been waiting since the birth of the Tchotchke Challenge to get to the Letter K.
His batteries are dead but he used to say things like "May the God of your choice bless you." And "Hell yes, it's a Cuban cigar. But I'm not supporting their economy. I'm burning their fields."
I think of this as absolutely my most useless possession, and one that I paid good money for just because it made me laugh. (And this may be an example of why our economy has been jolted...because people like me buy -- or used to buy and now don't -- so much crap like this.)
Tchotchke challenge rules: On the first and fifteenth of each month, or thereabouts, I* post a picture of a tchotchke or tchotchkes beginning, roughly speaking, with that letter. For no reason at all.
*Other challengers include
Nyack Lady and
Chesapeake Bay Lady. All are welcome to join.