Tuesday, January 3, 2012

Eye Oh Ah tonight.

At long last the Eye Oh Ah caucuses are tonight. I'll be firmly planted in front of my small screen TV watching C-Span, which will cover not one but two of the cauci. It will be a bit like peering into someone's living room while standing in their dark, cold front yard. Could I be a bigger geek? Or am I a nerd? Or perhaps a masochist? I'm rooting for Santorum because I am eager to see his brown line soar to the top. After he soars, we only need Huntsman to soar and then it will mean that at one time nearly all the candidates soared.
Posted by at 3:45 PM

3 comments:

cyradaria said...

Unofficial guide to the candidates:

Perry. Believes the U.S. is like barbeque. Needs sauce or something but can’t quite put his finger on it. Might be the cumin.

Romney. Drove to Canada with dog on roof of car.

Santorum. Lost child but engaged in odd death rituals with his family by playing with it or something.

Paul. Doesn’t like Washington, the states, the Presidency, the Supreme Court, Congress, the American people, taxes, pensions, health care, wars, banks, Government, legislation/bills, deficits, taxes, expenditures, debts, diseases, pretty much everything. But he really, really wants to be president anyway.

Bachmann. Dominionist who talks weird. Expert on racketeering in the name of religion and charity. Likes subsidies.

Gingrich. Designed an empire of interrelated, intertwining organizations, foundations, trusts, and nonprofits through which to grow a personal and professional income. Kind of like being a politician.

Huntsman: Brand of ketchup.

January 3, 2012 4:27 PM
Michelle said...

You are BRAVE! I actually did really well pretending this wasn't happening. Is it just me or is this decision dragging on incessantly.

January 4, 2012 4:19 PM
Pam J. said...

Yes, Michelle, it is going on forever. It's a new law. Primaries and caucuses 24/7 until the end of time.

January 4, 2012 7:17 PM

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